Tagged and Gagged

I have been tagged by a blogger dame called Tarni and requested to write 8 things about my dream lover.
Rules of the game are …
1. The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover.
2. Need to mention the sex of the target.
3. Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on their comments saying they’ve been tagged.
4. If tagged the 2nd time, there’s no need to post again.

So here I go...

Sex: Thrice a week wud do great. Has to be wid a female though.

  1. Need not be a stunner. Though has to have a good taste in clothes and should be neatly dressed.
  2. Need not think only about what to wear all the time. There are many important things in life besides what to wear and what not to ;)
  3. Should be well aware about different issues and should be able to atleast contribute to every topic being discussed under the sun.
  4. Should be a big fooodie and should be able to appreciate different cuisines.
  5. Should have the courage to stand up and say" f**k you" to me if If I abuse /insult/disrespect her.
  6. Should be able to tolerate and appreciate my sex teemed jokes and conversations.
  7. Should be simple yet adventurous at heart. Shouldn't be mean in anyway.
  8. Should try to understand me and help me do the same to her.

Perhaps that's asking for too much. Anybody out there??

Comments

Anonymous said…
Are you sure u r not ready to compromise on some points? I fit in some but not all ;)

Arti
1/24/2006 07:54:00 PM
invertedmoron said…
@ Arti
yeah ...ofcourse we can negotiate :)
1/24/2006 09:21:00 PM
Tarni said…
Oh Yeah Aku!!!
I wish you best of luck :P

@ Atul...
Thanks for accepting the request... i hope you are my new friend....

Regards
Tarni
1/25/2006 12:36:00 AM
invertedmoron said…
@tarni
Yes, we are :)
1/25/2006 12:59:00 AM
Emotions said…
hey dude thats coooool!!!
its not too much but yeah a bit much dat u r asking.....nyways this is good !!

all d bst !!
keep writing n keep smiling :-)
1/25/2006 11:58:00 AM
Smitha said…
fisrt time arnd here.found it a gud read..n this last post-quite a frank one ,tht!!!:-)
but boss if u expect her to a 'big foodie' n yet have a stunning figure ..well..tht might be a lil 'asking for too much'!!:)
1/25/2006 01:44:00 PM
PNA said…
good read ........yes
but tough demands ....

"Should be well aware about different issues and should be able to atleast contribute to every topic being discussed under the sun."

well the tag tradition need not have revealed anything but has reasserted a few views which the society keeps on humming day in and day out ....

Ash
1/25/2006 02:52:00 PM
Nidhi said…
HEY dood !!!

mast hai :P

lol ...

bye tc..

kal yahi update marti hu ....

bye tc :)
1/26/2006 12:54:00 AM
Deliciously Alive said…
You are one optimistic guy aren't you! ;-))))))))))))
Good luck with the search:-)

Peace,
Mayuri!;-)
1/27/2006 08:12:00 PM
~j~ said…
Well, I usually am too lazy to do 'tag' posts, but was so bored in office the other day that I gave it a shot. So, do read my 8 points - may seem too simple and idealistic. But trust me, it ain't easy to find a guy with ALL those characteristics :)

Your blog seems quite interesting too!
1/29/2006 08:47:00 PM
Tarun said…
Don't try searching for fems in cyber world u don't know with how u might land up with anyways good post.
Seems to have put things correctly and in right prespective and right spirit.
2/06/2006 12:00:00 AM
Anonymous said…
hi,

i m reading your blog for the first time. but i think you have too many contradicting parameters in your search!

good luck :)

Reshmi
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