Tagged and Gagged

I have been tagged by a blogger dame called Tarni and requested to write 8 things about my dream lover.
Rules of the game are …
1. The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover.
2. Need to mention the sex of the target.
3. Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on their comments saying they’ve been tagged.
4. If tagged the 2nd time, there’s no need to post again.

So here I go...

Sex: Thrice a week wud do great. Has to be wid a female though.

1. Need not be a stunner. Though has to have a good taste in clothes and should be neatly dressed.
2. Need not think only about what to wear all the time. There are many important things in life besides what to wear and what not to ;)
3. Should be well aware about different issues and should be able to atleast contribute to every topic being discussed under the sun.
4. Should be a big fooodie and should be able to appreciate different cuisines.
5. Should have the courage to stand up and say" f**k you" to me if If I abuse /insult/disrespect her.
6. Should be able to tolerate and appreciate my sex teemed jokes and conversations.
7. Should be simple yet adventurous at heart. Shouldn't be mean in anyway.
8. Should try to understand me and help me do the same to her.

Perhaps that's asking for too much. Anybody out there??